(laughing) "ben franken"? jonathan: yeah, that's what i call him, ben franken. wayne: so spend all your money, so $1,000 gone, this could be good, it could be bad, or half your money, could be good, could be bad. big box, small box, or just keep your money? -all right. i'll keep the money. i hate it, i'm going to keep the money. wayne: you hate it? you're going to keep the money. what do you hate? -i promised my girlfriend that if we got up to $1,000 i would keep the money, and i love her and we gotta stay together, so... and my mustache is falling off, so... wayne: how long have you guys been together? -about a year now, just over a year. wayne: just over a year. and you promised her. you know, it's awesome, but what if you guys break up some day and you're watching a rerun of the show and then you're like, "i could have had that car!" and then you're like, oh... (pretending to cry) (dialing) "hi, what's up?" "it's me..." (crying) -i'm with walter right now. (hangs up phone) (imitating dial tone) (crying) and then you're on your tivo.